Sunday, June 13, 2004

weekends' GONE!

hey guys! i'm back from ipoh!!!:) hmm... okla...got so much food..eat until wanna die dy:Pbut it was reli great spending time with my family!! MY GOODNESS my family getting funnier n funnier each day! everyone's geeting more absent minded, tokin nonsense n doing stupid things!!n GUESS WHAT!!?!!?? finally got a house in USJ 11 house number 62.
hmm dun ask me.. i dunno wheer's dat...but i lvoe thse house..:) its' cosy n lovely...
heheh but i can't move in la... how? cyber so far den i got no car.
the weekend was lovely but tiring... fainnly my fren, Natelyne got married to this MIchigan guy, Curtis:) he's soo cute..:) handsome la actually... n she's a lucky devil..
SO CUTE the flower girls n ring bearer walks in to the dinner in a restaurant, NOT throwing flowers btu shooting BUBBLES frmo a BUBBLE GUN!:P
heheh anyways... sigh now back to reality n sucky food!
on my last blog, i asked if anyone can interpret a line quoted directly from my dad..:P
n oni 1 KIND SOUL responded to me:) heheheh this is waht he saysssss!!!

CHECK THIS OUT-->see, in the palace, the shy empress has a nightly fire in her bed chamber made from the plucked quills of porcupines. It is insisted that the porcupine has a natural death before its quills are removed by silver tweezers. The spines of the porcupine are then plaited into perfect spheres that burn with a strange blue light.and eunuchs, sometimes within themselves have some vestigial desire that remains. A pathway between the brain and the loins, too well travelled to be forgotten, like the pain an amputee can feel, a phantom limb. If one of the watching eunuchs perhaps catch a glimpse of breast, or curve of the buttocks revealed, the spark of desire leaps the gap and stirs the eunuch
zher2: opening valves and dormant vessels being flooded with an unwelcomed blood surge, causing tumescence which leads to an instant death. Therefore the intestines are cut to avoid this blood surge.As eunuchs get pretty turned on when looking at the ShyEmpress under the divine blue flame of the porcupines

cool eh? i myself can never cook up such an INTERESTING, INSPIRING story!! beats ROALD DAHL!!! YAY!!!:P HURRAY FOR ZHER!:P

4 Comments:

Blogger .anna.begins. said...

HUH????
i STILL don't understand la! :))
yeay yeay...you're back.I missed you laaaaa... *hugz*

5:43 AM  
Blogger RacH said...

i wanted to comment. but i kindda forgot what intestines was supposed to be...testicles rite?? HAHAHAHAHAHA>...& porcupines are supposed to be concubines!! rite rite?? :P im cheating coz ehter already told me the story about her dad's mix up. LOL...

1:38 AM  
Blogger alvink said...

Eunuch dun't have balls.... How can they get turned on? heheheehhee

2:54 AM  
Blogger weeliem said...

u dun need balls to get turned on!!!! u nee brains, and at least one eye...and maybe an ear...and bingo,.. u got urself a horny old euNUT!

5:52 AM  

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